Tales from the hairy upper lip.
Friday, April 6, 2012 at 6:50 I've recently grown a mustache. It's weird and I don't know how I feel about it. I do have two funny stories that have occurred to me since I've had it.
My boss at work is partially responsible for me growing such a fuzzy thing on my upper lip. According to my co-workers one day he was walking around and went. "You know? I think all the prep techs should have mustaches." Since then everyone has had one at one point or another.
The day I first come in with one he was very busy. So many check ins accessory orders going nuts. Etc etc. at the end of the day he comes up to me
"Brent I am so sorry. I did not notice that you had a mustache. You are the new guy and you've really stepped up to the plate. I am going to blast everyone else."
I had no idea what "blasting" was so I asked him.
"It means that everyone one has failed me. They are failures in my eyes"
At this point I spilt a guy laughing so hard. Later that same day me and another of my co-workers Mike, go up to my boss asking of there is anything else to do or can we go home? (this is common practice. We don't have a out time the boss tells us when we go home every day.) he then responds as such.
"No mike you can't Brent how ever has a mustache. So has a mustache pass. Go home Brent"
Good times.
The second one is the next day while going into work on the subway every morning I'm barely awake. So I zone out half the time. Ask any of my friends though my zoned out face is one that looks like I am going to kill someone. Add the mustache to it as I become a nightmare.
So I'm zoned out thinking god knows what on the subway facing the long way of the subway. I then snap out of it noticing that someone is freakin out or at least very uncomfortable. I then realize I had been facing this person while totally zoned out. In telling this story to a friend later he responded with what that person must have been thinking.
"Do people kill people? Because I'm looking at the man who is going to kill me. Today I the day I die"
Again good times.





